Here There Be Pirates

I've noticed that all emotions and feelings are heightened on tumblr.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Sadness in reality;

Sadness on tumblr;

Happiness in reality;

Happiness on tumblr;

Anger in reality;

Anger on tumblr;

Fear in reality;

Fear on tumblr;

Shock in reality;

Shock on tumblr;

Love in reality;

Love on tumblr;

But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.


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Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce "It's Todd now... Sweeney Todd."

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“And he will have his beverage.”

YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~

SWEENEY’S…WAITING…

I WANT…A MOCHA

Oh my god, I’m dying.

AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE

NOT ONE DRINK! 

NO NOT TEN DRINKS!

NOR A HUNDRED!

CAN ASSUAGE ME!!

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danisnotonfire:

click here to see the video ‘What not to do In Town

Dying people can’t walk any faster Dan. You’d just cause a huge pile of dead people or zombies. Either way, it’d suck. 







HAHAHAHAHA

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darksp0t:

ok so lion king is from the 90s so this is justified.

just listen

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danisnotonfire:

Danisnotonfire talks about ‘What not to do In Town’


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